Can I touch your lemons?

what if you had never joined tumblr

think about that

think of all the people you’d never have met

think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched

#I was so alone #and I owe you so much

throwthefruitpunch:

valiumandrazors:

thecheeraddict:

am-i-perfectyet:

beautifulwoundss:

jacoblasher:

Males suffer too.

But no one cares about us.

I care, I really do <3

I care ♥

i care, a lot ! :(

NO! I care..

no no no. I just want to cuddle all of you and kiss your heads and rub your backs and whisper to you that it’s okay

crystalballsaveusall:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

Oh I love it.

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

HANG ON I FIXED IT

l-attrape-coeurs:

littleredhatter:

fancyrussiansushi:

newsweek:

slacktory:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

And into the rabbit hole we went!

Greatest post

ah tumblr

This could be fun (or extremely depressing)

Name
Birthday
3 Fears
3 things I love
4 turns on
4 turns off
My best friend
Sexual orientation
My best first date
How tall am I
What do I miss
What time were I born
Favourite color
Do I have a crush
Favourite quote
Favourite place
Favourite food
Do I use sarcasm
What am I listening to right now
First thing I notice in new person
Shoe size
Eye color
Hair color
Favourite style of clothing
Ever done a prank call?
Meaning behind my URL
Favourite movie
Favourite song
Favourite band
How I feel right now
Someone I love
My current relationship status
My relationship with my parents
Favourite holiday
Tattoos and piercing i have
Tattoos and piercing i want
The reason I joined Tumblr
Do I and my last ex hate each other?
Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
When did I last hold hands?
How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
Where am I right now?
If I were drunk &amp; can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Am I excited for anything?
Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
How often do I wear a fake smile?
When was the last time I hugged someone?
What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
What is something I disliked about today?
If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
What do I think about most?
What’s my strangest talent?
Do I have any strange phobias?
Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
What was the last lie I told?
Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Do I believe in magic?
Do I believe in luck?
What's the weather like right now?
What was the last book I've read?
Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Do I have any nicknames?
What was the worst injury I've ever had?
Do I spend money or save it?
Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
Favourite animal?
What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
How can you win my heart?
What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
What is my favorite word?
My top 5 blogs on tumblr
If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
Do I have any relatives in jail?
I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
What is my current desktop picture?
Had sex?
Bought condoms?
Gotten pregnant?
Failed a class?
Kissed a boy?
Kissed a girl?
Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
Had job?
Left the house without my wallet?
Bullied someone on the internet?
Had sex in public?
Played on a sports team?
Smoked weed?
Did drugs?
Smoked cigarettes?
Drank alcohol?
Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
Been overweight?
Been underweight?
Been to a wedding?
Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Been outside my home country?
Gotten my heart broken?
Been to a professional sports game?
Broken a bone?
Cut myself?
Been to prom?
Been in airplane?
Fly by helicopter?
What concerts have I been to?
Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Learned another language?
Wore make up?
Lost my virginity before I was 18?
Had oral sex?
Dyed my hair?
Voted in a presidential election?
Rode in an ambulance?
Had a surgery?
Met someone famous?
Stalked someone on a social network?
Peed outside?
Been fishing?
Helped with charity?
Been rejected by a crush?
Broken a mirror?
What do I want for birthday?
How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
Was I named after anyone?
Do I like my handwriting?
What was my favourite toy as a child?
Favourite Tv Show?
Where do I want to live when older?
Play any musical instrument?
One of my scars, how did I get it?
Favourite pizza toping?
Am I afraid of the dark?
Am I afraid of heights?
Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
What I'm really bad at
What my greatest achievments are
The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
What I'd do if I won in a lottery
What do I like about myself
My closest Tumblr friend
Something I fantasise about
Any question you'd like?

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

❝ If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living. ❞

- Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via cosmofilius)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

thighabetic:

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.