Can I touch your lemons?

crystalballsaveusall: skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:36:59 -0400

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

Oh I love it.

nonymoose: assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:28:02 -0400

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

HANG ON I FIXED IT

l-attrape-coeurs: littleredhatter: fancyrussiansushi: newsweek...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:26:30 -0400

l-attrape-coeurs:

littleredhatter:

fancyrussiansushi:

newsweek:

slacktory:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

And into the rabbit hole we went!

Greatest post

ah tumblr

This could be fun (or extremely depressing)

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:30:45 -0400

1: Name
2: Birthday
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like?

stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:30:25 -0400

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

"If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:56:07 -0400

“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.”

- Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via cosmofilius)

tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:11:50 -0400

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

thighabetic: shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:01:34 -0400

thighabetic:

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.

Down the shore #face

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:53:24 -0400

Down the shore #face

pizza: am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:02:42 -0400

pizza:

am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:42:11 -0400

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:42:07 -0400

justlikeheaven1996: Photography, black and white, depressing.

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:41:36 -0400

justlikeheaven1996:

Photography, black and white, depressing.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:40:08 -0400

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:38:48 -0400

plemelwarmface: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:38:12 -0400

plemelwarmface:

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

I hate that I still know who you’re talking about

ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:37:58 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

moriarty: Sherlock imitates the guards // x

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:37:40 -0400

moriarty:

Sherlock imitates the guards // x

w0ndurland: I’d die

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:37:26 -0400

w0ndurland:

I’d die

durianseeds: “I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:54:59 -0400

durianseeds:

“I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.